Happy Birthday Ann

I'd bake you a cake but I'm not allowed near the stove when it's on.

OK GO! - Sept 22/10

They found a spot for a goat but no cat. They could have at least put in a Bassett Hound.

New Butler - Sept 10/10

I have a new butler. She has the same colour of fur as me. I hope she takes me to Ikea.

Evil Eye - July 12/2010

If you didn't get me a birthday present (there's still time) I'll give you the evil eye.

I am 5 - July 4/2010

Today is my birthday, I think I'll take it easy and just hang out (I am accepting presents, preferably 10s and 20s).

Granny - June 23/2010

Here I am trying out for the role of "Granny" in the all cat version of The Beverly Hillbillies (The Beverly Catbillies). I don't get the role (where is my agent when I need him).

Catio - June 17/10

I want one of these.

link

New Butler? - June 16/10

I may have found a new butler.

Link

Seeing Double - June 7/2010

Butler Wanted - June 1/2010

I need a new Butler, my old one just left.

Duties:

- Get My Water

- Rub My Head

- Scratch My Back

- Feed Me (when necessary)

- Talk to Me (but not to much, my old Butler wouldn't shut up)

- Take Me Outside

- Play With Me

I Prefer Dio - May 20/2010

The Pet Calmer (link)

In The Bag - May 18/2010

Band - May 14/2010

Maybe I should form a band - Joe and the Cosmoknotts

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2010/05/shop-talk-why-cats-are-the-future-of-the-music-ind.html

One Meow - May 12/2010

One meow means rub my head and scratch my back.

Sleep - May 10/2010

Today I plan to sleep in my bed, on the big bed, on the couch, on floor, on the chair, on another place on the floor and maybe on a table.

Jabba - May 7/2010

Please don't confuse me with Jabba The Hutt (from Star Wars).

Gepetto - May 5/2010

I salute my fellow orange feline - Gepetto and his induction into the Purina Animal of Fame.
From The Toronto Sun:

Gepetto — and eight-year-old orange cat from Wetaskiwin, Alta. — saved his sleeping owner from death by meowing endlessly in December 2009 as the house was filling with carbon monoxide.

“It is an honour to be here. He saved my life and will always be in my thoughts,” owner Phyllis Sjogren said.

Lawyer - May 4/2010

I am also a lawyer. Here I am negotiating a contract. Like any good lawyer I can use my claws if needed.

Standing Tall - April 30/2010

What's up with all the internet chatter about Rocky The Standing Cat. Most of us can stand and do many other things but we choose not to show off - we are cats, we are in charge.
(and what's up with that crazy music - is it by the Piano Playing Cat)

Morning - April 28/2010

I can't get started until I've had my morning Joe.

My Duck - April 27/2010

Name Check - April 26/2010

I used to be named after Joe Frazier

but I'm not that Tuff.

Now I'm named after Joe Strummer.

Cat Nap - April 23/2010

Leave Me Alone, I'm Sleeping

Cousin - April 22/2010

Check out what my cousin, "the actor", is up to.

Outlaw - April 21/2010

I use to be an Outlaw but now I'm not.

Today - April 20/2010

8:15AM - Ate Breakfast
8:30AM - Sat on Floor, cleaned myself
8:45AM - Had a drink of water
9:00AM - Sat on Couch, cleaned myself
9:15AM - Moved back to floor
9:30AM - Went back to bed
10:00AM - Had A Drink of Water
10:02AM - Took nap on floor
10:30AM - Went back to bed
Noon - still sleeping
2:30PM - Had a drink of water
2:32PM - Stared out window, where are my squirrel friends
2:45PM - Sat on Floor, cleaned myself
3:00PM - Sat on different part of Floor
4:0PM - worked on Blog